I know I'm way past the age for having 'dad issues', I know you may actually tell me things like blood runs thicker than water and I'm going to regret saying this but... really, where else can I say this?

I think my dad is a useless, pretentious and selfish bum. I think everybody will be better off without him. I am not going to elaborate on the things he did, it will take years.

Now, you self-righteous people had better not say a word about it being wrong in anyway to say that.