Besides waiting for their hair to grow out... what do people do when they get really bad haircuts?

I need to get my hair to sprout faster... sick of looking into the mirror and looking at my country bumpkin fringe, finding new ways to pin it... comb it... blah. The thing about visiting the salon is that... there is a possibility that your hair will turn out funny, give it a few days and everything will be ok. BUT IT HAS BEEN 2 WEEKS!

I take back my proud words about Simmon being the only person who can touch my fringe. He's never gonna touch a single strand on my head. Ever.