Woohoo!!! After a 3-month clubbing haitus, I'm finally going to party at Phuture... I'm a happy girl now. Best of all, my darling will be with me! -beams-

Well anyway the purpose of this post is not to harp about my clubbing revivial... it is to tell someone... (if my darling is as attractive as I think) or some people to keep their hands off my other half.

Hands and eyes off my old man... or I'll dig your eyeballs out! -growls for good measure- SHOO!

I may be too busy to go out with her sometimes... but don't take my absence as a sign that I cease to exist, cos if eyeballs call out for some scratching... I swear I will make the time.

Yes, this is a VERY real threat, punk.

She will never be interested in you.