Was reading some of my old posts and here's something from exactly a year ago.

Me: Shups! Make yourself free next Sunday!
Shups: Huh? Who are you??
Me: Pearl!
Shups: Huh?
Me (indignant): Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
Shups: You don't sound like Pearl!
Me (sighed): Argh! I am la! Anyway, go watch The Passion of the Christ with me next Sun, I got the tickets for only $5!
Shups: Wait, you are not Pearl, when is your birthday?
(I can't believe this Shups, this is the lamest question ever. I answered it nonnetheless)
Me : Errr... 1st Nov?
Shups: Nono, you are not Pearl. Who are you?
(Was getting pretty exasperated. Thought hard on how to convince Shups about my identity. Then suddenly, I had the greatest idea...)
Me (looks ard to make sure no one was listening and cups my mouth and starts to speak in falsetto): Shuping jiejie, wo shi zhen tou...
Shups (finally): Oh! Pearl! Hahahahahah!! Its you!
Me (rolls eyes): Yes... as I was saying...

Gosh, for the first time in my life, I have to make use of my alterego to ensure my identity. Honestly, Shuping...